Legend has it St. Nick used to reward misbehaving children with bundles of twigs, bags of salt, and strings of garlic. Considering these alternatives, a lump of fossil fuel doesn't sound half bad.
Duke Cannon honors this tradition with his Big Ass Lump of Coal Soap - a premium soap formulated with activated charcoal and featuring the masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper. The perfect gift for fellows who have been a little naughty, but mostly nice.
Product Specs: 
3x bigger and better smelling than traditional lumps of coal 
Made in the USA by humans, not elves 
May encourage mischief and/or general tomfoolery 
A rich, masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper that smells nice, not naughty 
According to Cindy in Accounting, this is a "super cute" gift for guys. 
Size: 10 oz. 
**This product has an intentionally distressed looking carton**